A Catholic's obligation to attend Mass on Sunday can be fulfilled by...
a) dropping your offeratory envelope in the rectory mail slot.
b) arriving at church before the Priest processes in and leaving after he's processed out.
c) standing in the back of church talking to someone while Mass goes on.
d) staying until the collection and then walking out.
e) attending the anticipated Mass on Saturday evening.
f) "Sunday obligation? I'm a good Catholic, and I don't believe we have to go to church to be good Catholics."
g) b and e only
h) all of the above
The answer, from what I've seen, is "h". I thought it was "g".