Saturday, December 22, 2007

What Would Willy Wonka Do?

I just got this in a pre-Christmas confession...

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been ____ since my last confection."

In retrospect, maybe they meant gluttony?

4 comments:

PraiseDivineMercy said...

Father, sounds more like a Lenten confession to me... ^_^

John Seymour said...

Maybe in the spirit of preparation, they gave up sweets for Advent and were confessing a slip?

Bailey Walker said...

Obviously your penitent was a priest who wished to enumerate his sins since the last time he "confected" the Eucharist!

Happy New Year, Father.

Kasia said...

Are you allowed to tell us that?

(That's a serious question - I don't know what the seal of the confessional covers.)

Still funny!